Dye jobs on dye jobs.
Private concert or airplane ride?
I'm a Love Actually stan, and don't you dare @ me.
"My sex ed teacher told our seventh grade class that girls who get pregnant before 23 will die before 60."
Depart in love, come back single.
Watch out for those vans.
Looking @ you, abstinence-only curriculums.
Joan Rivers is screaming.
*calls Gordon Ramsay*